A California Insurance Broker Can Make You Cry 

OJ Simpson who was a California insurance broker liked to see and loved to make grown-up men cry – especially his male potential clients. 

One day when he was standing side by side at a urinal with a potential customer, OJ asked, “Do you like to see men cry?” The potential customer replied in the negative. OJ, the wicked California insurance broker, then extended his arm and pulled they guy’s zipper applying the force of 200,000 Dynes. And that guy cried and cried – he even fell to the ground and wept. And OJ watched with cruel eyes. We said before that OJ liked to see grown up men cry, didn’t we? 

OJ, the evil California insurance broker, also used to entice potential customers by inviting them to a party – this party would be full of hookers. After many cans of drinks were downed, OJ would request his potential customers to give the hookers some company. He would them present them with a pack of deluxe condoms. They didn’t know that OJ had poked holes in the condoms and after the party all his potential customers would cry like babies. And OJ would watch with a sadistic grin playing on his face. 

At times, OJ – no matter how hard he tried – just couldn’t make his customers cry. On occasions like these, OJ would spray tear gas right in the customers’ eyes or splash some onion juice on his face or kick his customers violently between their legs. Or, he would try all three for some extra fun. Of course, OJ, the megalomaniac California insurance broker didn’t sell a policy to these customers, but he sure tried. 

These are the tricks of the trade that most California insurance brokers like OJ use to sell policies. OK, forget about them and let’s talk about you! By now, we bet after reading all that incredible sales talk above you don’t want to buy an insurance policy from any California insurance broker.  

That’s why we’re here online to sell you one. We can get you the best California insurance policy in town. 

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